I felt like sculpting the other day, and this came out of it.
This is before/after baking and painting. He slouched down in the oven... (And his head fell off. It was traumatizing, but I fixed that problem.)
He also had a little knife, but that burst into a thousand pieces when his head fell off. His cap was detated!!
You can see how thick his neck is as a result of the decapitation, and I didn't like his jaw line so I gave him a beard. Anyway, as my first ever sculpting thing, (excluding blobs that are in the shape of various states) I like it.